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'conservative' is not a synonyme for 'idiot'

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girlactionfigure:

Warning Call to Wafa Hospital Before IDF Targets Site

Hamas has turned Wafa Hospital into a command center and a rocket-launching site. Hamas has fired at Israel and at IDF forces from the hospital. As a result, the IDF repeatedly conveyed warnings to the hospital staff and urged civilians to leave the area. Hamas continued firing from the hospital. In response, the IDF targeted specific sites and terrorists within the hospital grounds. Secondary explosions can be seen, confirming IDF intellgience about the site.

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budapestbug:

Master of the Chainbridge

The Tunnel under the Castle Hill is the home of Mr Janos Fazekas and his family, who is the master of the Chain Bridge. He lives in the appartment at the entrance of the Tunnel since 40 years and he still likes his job, even though he gots lots of “funny” alarms from youngsters passing by about the lions of the Bridge running away and so on…:) His duty is to keep the Bridge as it is, check the state of the chains and the structure and also to clean the Lions who occasionaly “receive” hats and cigars in their mouth and other strange things.


Many anecdotes have been told about the Chain Bridge. A popular one is about the lions, which were place in 1852 at both ends of the bridge. Although they have tongues (they are just not visible from the point where you will see the lions), people mocked the sculptor about the lions not having them. In shame, he jumped from the bridge into the Danube. Actually it is a legend, János Marshalkó, the sculptor died years later, as a satisfied retired man.

Another story says that the tunnel under castle hill, which is right in front of the bridge, was just built as a shelter for the Chain Bridge when it rains.

But there is also one interesting fact worth to mention: Everybody, even aristocracy who was exempt from taxation, had to pay the bridge toll. As noblemen of Hungary were free from it on their own right since 1222 (!), there was quite a ribillion! According to another legend, “father” of the bridge, Count István Széchenyi was asked, if there could be any exemption. Széchenyi answered: “Yes, there is. When somebody goes over the bridge, pays. But when somebody pass the Danube beside the bridge, is free to pay the toll! ” Today, of course, the bridge is free for use. Once upon a time the named toll was collected by the master of the bridge, Mr. Fazekas says, his grand-grand father.

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eretzyisrael:

Just when you thought they could not get any lower: ‘Palestinians’ using Fogel family murder pics for propaganda

I just found the picture above on Facebook.Do the pictures look familiar? The originals from the Fogel family home in Itamar in March 2011 may be found in the video here. From Facebook again:

How low can one go.Hamas is using the pictures of the Fogel family massacre for their propaganda purposes and are claiming that this is what we did to a family in Gaza.It is just beyond belief……..disgusting creatures.

How low can they go? I don’t think we’ve hit the bottom yet.

eretzyisrael:

Just when you thought they could not get any lower: ‘Palestinians’ using Fogel family murder pics for propaganda

I just found the picture above on Facebook.

Do the pictures look familiar? The originals from the Fogel family home in Itamar in March 2011 may be found in the video here. 

From Facebook again:

How low can one go.

Hamas is using the pictures of the Fogel family massacre for their propaganda purposes and are claiming that this is what we did to a family in Gaza.

It is just beyond belief……..disgusting creatures.

How low can they go? I don’t think we’ve hit the bottom yet.

(Source: israelmatzav.blogspot.in, via jewishpolitics)

Filed under hamas fogel family fake pictures lie palestinian

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jewishpolitics:

dustyrosepetal:

comfortably-conservative:

Here’s an idea, QUIT FIRING ROCKETS AND ISRAEL WON’T HAVE TO BOMB YOU FUCKERS

Here’s an idea. Stop terrorising our people, stop occupying our land, release our innocent men and women, let us pray at Al Aqsa, stop pushing our buttons!

Not your land, stop shooting rockets at our country, stop Hamas from using your own people as human shields, stop screaming Death to Israel, or the Jews and start a dialogue. Get the facts. 
Muslims in Israel have the same rights and are treated with respect. 

jewishpolitics:

dustyrosepetal:

comfortably-conservative:

Here’s an idea, QUIT FIRING ROCKETS AND ISRAEL WON’T HAVE TO BOMB YOU FUCKERS

Here’s an idea. Stop terrorising our people, stop occupying our land, release our innocent men and women, let us pray at Al Aqsa, stop pushing our buttons!

Not your land, stop shooting rockets at our country, stop Hamas from using your own people as human shields, stop screaming Death to Israel, or the Jews and start a dialogue. Get the facts. 

Muslims in Israel have the same rights and are treated with respect. 

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eretzyisrael:

Bill Maher: Israel is Victim of Soft Bigotry of High Expectations

“If the Hamas people had the opportunity, they would kill the maximum number of Israelis, which would be all. And Israel has the opportunity to kill way more and they do not.  It seems like they are the victim of the soft bigotry of high expectations.”

Maher also made it clear as to who he blames for civilian deaths in Gaza. He said, “I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies, but if it’s your father, your brother, your uncle who is firing those rockets into Israel, who’s fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?”

The comment drew applause from Maher’s studio audience and had him agreeing with one of his guests Jamie Weinstein, senior editor of The Daily Caller. Weinstein said that Hamas extremists make it their mission to destroy Israel regardless of the country’s actions.

“I don’t think you can understand the conflict without reading Hamas’s charter, upon which they were founded, which clearly calls — and it’s chilling — calls for not only the destruction of Israel but the murder of Jews generally,” Weinsten explained.

(Source: algemeiner.com)

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Az idegen nyelvű feliratok nyelvtani helyességét az OFFI a csatolt dokumentummal igazolta.

jó, hát ez ennél viccesebb már nem is lehet. akinek volt már velük dolga az eddig is tudta hogy mennyit ér a bagázs, de hatalmasabb promó már nem is kell ​Miniszterelnökség: Nem mi vagyunk a hibásak, hanem a fordítók (via mecsekalja)

offi-topic.

haverom egy német fordítással időzavarba került, ezért lepasszolta nekik. energetikai téma volt. belenéztem és a kőolajat simán steinölnek fordították.

#mutterbuchfahrer

(via r0ll0fr0mm0rk)

Miért, az anyatej is Muttermilch, szóval akűr be is jöhetett volna….

(via r0ll0fr0mm0rk)

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keszegeteszeget:

hundefleisch:

radomanci:

hobbiagysebesz:

radomanci:

Most szóltak, hogy nem jatszhatunk, mert az iskola kornyeken semmilyen játék nem megengedett. Megáll az eszem. Hivjatok ránk a rendőrt!

de ki szólt? :D lehet, csak valami helyi hülye

A pincérnő

bezzeg kocsmát nyitni szabad volt
#a tízmillió alkoholista országa

Ez gondolom a szerencsejátékra vonatkozik, vagy ugróiskolázno és sakkozni is tilos?

és az iskoláBAN szabad játszani? How about foci?

keszegeteszeget:

hundefleisch:

radomanci:

hobbiagysebesz:

radomanci:

Most szóltak, hogy nem jatszhatunk, mert az iskola kornyeken semmilyen játék nem megengedett. Megáll az eszem. Hivjatok ránk a rendőrt!

de ki szólt? :D lehet, csak valami helyi hülye

A pincérnő

bezzeg kocsmát nyitni szabad volt

#a tízmillió alkoholista országa

Ez gondolom a szerencsejátékra vonatkozik, vagy ugróiskolázno és sakkozni is tilos?

és az iskoláBAN szabad játszani? How about foci?